Reasons Why You Must Own The New Iphone 7 Which Costs About N500,000


* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity

* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.

* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.

* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.

* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you.

* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.

* It can be used as bomb detectors.

* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.

* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.

* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!

* It can tell d real father of a child.

* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating.

* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in “protection” mode.

* You can use it as AC

* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers

* It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS

*It can be used as an ATM

*Blackberry falls – Screen breaks Nokia falls – Ground shakes iPhone 7 falls – Owner dies.

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